First Things First

There's always multiple ways of looking at things and putting your own spin on it.

We all want to be first. No standing in line. Pet me, stroke me, me me me, first. I want to be first.

But what if you're not satisfied, generally speaking. They say, "I addressed you first." And you can look at it from the negative angle. Yes, you addressed me first, in the same way that an appetizer is inferior to the main course.

You really can't win -- which is funny.