Showing posts with label adultery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label adultery. Show all posts

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Henny's Line

I saw a report today that Sen. Ensign paid his girlfriend $25,000. Then a later report that even his parents paid her family almost $100,000. This no doubt on top of everything else the family and the woman were able to get by way of employment, whatever.

Wow. Reminds me of Henny Youngman's line, "Take my wife, please." These kind of benefits, wowsa!

P.S. "Hi, Mom and Dad. I have good news and bad news. The good news is I met a great girl. The bad news is you need to raise my allowance."

Friday, July 3, 2009

It's 10 O'Clock...

Do you know where your Republican governor is?

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Sanford And Hon

I can't believe Republican Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina, that he actually had an affair, now confessed, with a woman in Argentina.

Good grief! How do these people in high office think they can do this kind of stuff and get away with it? Talk about living on the edge. A governor disappears for several days at a time and he thinks no one's going to notice? Is he just oblivious to sanity?

It'd be bad enough for some low level, anonymous person, whose comings and goings wouldn't make the news. Any kind of erratic behavior, especially if you were trying to conceal it, like being away for prolonged periods with no good explanation, is going to be known by someone. But to be a governor, and to have had (at least in the news) presidential aspirations, it's just absurd.

The happiest guy in town is Senator Ensign. Now Sanford takes the microphone of shame to confess. I just simply can't believe it.

Another Republican, by the way. The "family values" crowd. "Sanctity of marriage," "defense of marriage," and all that malarkey. I guess they can fool the voters, but they can't fool Freud.