A Kid Peeing

I got out of my car and was headed for the door at Walmart and there was a kid over to my right, 30 feet away, taking a pee. Public urination right at the junction there of the drive by lane and one of the parking lanes.

So weird what you see. He was four or five and quite oblivious to anything, taking a good, steady, strong whiz with a very respectable arc. A lot like the cartoon kid decal on the back of vans.

There were a couple people with him, who didn't look like parents. They turned to see what was keeping him, then one doubled over in laughter.

Others noticed this and were just smiling and looking at each other.

Eight Is Enough

In childbearing news, we have the strange story of the woman who had eight kids while already having six more at home.

Then today the story of this 13 year old boy who looks eight being the father of this new baby.

I'm not going to pass judgment. I'll just say, like I say when I see the highway patrol with someone pulled over, "Better them than me."