Kramer Hair

I'm thinking these days I seem to be getting Kramer hair.

I wake up in the morning and I come to the computer. Before the computer pops on I can see my reflection in the black screen and it's sticking way up like that.

The problem is I'm always getting thinner on top, so the hair doesn't have as any companions to weigh it down. Meaning it goes up, in clear defiance of gravity.

I'm usually careful to take a comb to it before I go in public. But there is one thing I do in the morning and I'm not always so careful, and that's to take the dog out. I just make sure my sweatshirt hat is pulled up.

I always thought Kramer looked pretty cool (in a doofus way) with his hair sticking up. But in real life, I don't know. It has its downside in appearance.

Long Haired Football Players

What's with all the long haired football players? Did I miss an important cultural shift? Is long hair back?

I'm not much of a football fan so I didn't know this was going on. A guy told me the other day that there was a long haired one, but that's not the half of it. I watched the Super Bowl and there must have been -- well, let's see -- I jotted down some names -- four or five that I noticed.

One of these I only have the first name of: Laboy, Larry Fitzgerald, Darnell Dockett, Paul Palamalo, and Tyrone Carter. Palamalo's name might not be spelled right there.

To me it looks great, hanging down under their helmets. Men of nature!