I went to the pool today ... got a ticket for the season.
Now I've got my summer refreshment all set. Except I don't like to go in the heat of the day because I don't like getting sunburned.
I like having season passes. Because it's like I own the place, just go struttin' in (of course I have to stop and prove I have a season pass, then get a bracelet, then I just go struttin' in.
Tonight I was just sitting there poolside. I saw a guy with the thickest, darkest, biggest amount of chest hair I've ever seen in my life. Very thick. And must have been an inch and a half deep. You could see it on his profile, like an animal's coat.