The Unstoving Of The Stoves

I like hot water for washing my hands, the way my Grandma Steam used to make it.

She also wrote a column in the local paper, "All Steamed Up."

Then there was my Grandma Stove, whose column was a little more embarrassing, since it was, "All Stoved Up."

Her column was a lot longer because she was so stoved up. Except the times she couldn't think of much to say and was stoved up.