Gallery of the Absurd. Abandon sense all ye who enter here!
As for this "Cream-O-Riffic" label, the Spartan company probably doesn't see anything so absurd about it.
But at the blog, Derek says, "Mmmmmmm. Doesn't this sound like something you'd just love to put in your mouth? And what's more, it's a 1 1/2 pounder!"