I see the annual turkey got pardoned at the White House.
I haven't heard word of the Republicans protesting this yet, but I did see several jokes about it. If they don't protest, it'll be the first thing President Obama's done right, according to their skewed way of looking at things.
The turkey in our fridge didn't get pardoned. I don't know how long ago it was killed, but it's been in the fridge since Sunday or Monday. So it didn't get its pardon application in early enough.
I'm looking forward to having it. But as to the leftovers, I don't like turkey leftovers. Too dry.