It's The Third Already

When it's January 3, the whole thing has settled down and we're back to normal.

I like that moment of beginning. But once it's the third, the next thing you know we don't even know what date it is. We have to look.

After the sixth, calendars will be on drastic sale. I got mine at 75% off the other day and it was still December! 75% off. Wow. How do they ever make money on calendars? It's one of the most perishable items there is.

Everyone needs one, but it's worthless when it's over. Or almost worthless when you're a month in.