A Gatorade Bath

I wonder if the Gatorade company thinks it's great free publicity for the team to give the coach a Gatorade bath when they win the big game.

You might say, though, if Gatorade is so good, why do they always have so much of it left over? It seems like they ought to go to pour it on the coach and have about three drops left instead of 10 gallons.

I might be a spoilsport and say, Hey, that's wasting university money, to pour out all the Gatorade, which costs money. Unless they get it free from the company with the agreement that they pour out the remainder, to be free advertising.

How sticky would that be? I've never been soaked with Gatorade.

How cold would that be? How cold do they keep it? Fortunately most bowl games are held places where it's warm in the winter. Otherwise, the coach might get pneumonia and die. Then the next year they'd forbid all public displays with spilled Gatorade.